Please may I . . .
. . . move to Maple Street and be your houseboy? your acolyte? your aide d' camp? your concubine? your apostle? your deputy? your locker room attendant? your adjutant? your apprentice? your copyist? your bitch? your devotee? your disciple? your batboy? your sous chef? your flunkie? your squire? your Sancho Panza?